[{"status":"Patching the sails...","severity":"Normal"},{"status":"Battening down the hatches...","severity":"Severe"},{"status":"Fetching information from NSA...","severity":"Non-severe"},{"status":"Satellite found ! Downloading.","severity":"Fatal"},{"status":"Message received: 'Soon'","severity":"Normal"},{"status":"Got the EPIRB, got the raft, all set to sail","severity":"Error"},{"status":"Sinking !!","severity":"Critical"},{"status":"Reconsidering Microsoft taking over...","severity":"Nokia"},{"status":"Consulting cosmic forces...","severity":"Normal"}]